when you see your reflection on your mirror and you just look
My life.
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I’m probably single because I didn’t forward those chain messages when I was 10.
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Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.
Gilda.
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“They had me in these tiny underwear things that held NOTHING in. So when I lift my leg there, that is everyone’s real reaction. Look at Allison Bree’s face. That’s real!” - Joel McHale
look at Danny (Abed)
DANNY WHY
danny’s thinking “must stay in character must stay in character must stAY IN CHARACTER”
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In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
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